Hey all, this is Michael writing. I couldn't resist showing off the server we bought to run our systems, so I hacked into Kristin's site and blog to post this article while she was out of town at a conference. I know it doesn't seem animal-related, but how do you think we're going to run this business? I know there's at least a couple geeks checking this site (you know who you are) so everyone else feel free to tune out until Kristin gets back...
...okay are we safe? Check it out - I know we've got racks full of these things where I work, but having our very own in the living room is just TOO cool. Take a look...
and a peek under the cover...
...it's so clean, so sleek, and so simple. Hard to imagine it's such a relentless ass-kicking homocidal monster of a machine:
Plus all the other good server stuff you'd expect... dual power supply, "Lights Out" out-of-band management - plus, it's quiet, energy-efficient, and all fits in only 1U rack height!
Okay quit staring with your jaw hanging open. Don't even think about it!
(p.s. I think you're drooling a little bit)